Boner Candidate #1: JUST ANOTHER RACIST DAY AT A SCHOOL IN OREGON.
A staff member at an elementary school arrived wearing blackface in an attempt to protest the mask mandate by imitating Rosa Parks.
Boner Candidate #2: PHILLIP!
Prince Phillip was revealed by his family to have gotten in trouble with the Queen on multiple occasions for playing a game during family engagements. There would be mustard everywhere, including the ceiling because Phillip encouraged his children to clap their hands together with mustard.