ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT A SECRET LIKE DADDY DID
Ivanka Trump shared photos of herself getting the COVID – 19 vaccine and she was met with a lot of hostility. via MSN
Boner Candidate #2: I APPLAUD THE RECYLING EFFORT
A Matress company in India was found using discarded masks to stuff their mattresses instead of stuffing. via India Today
Boner Candidate #3: AT LEAST THE COMMUNITY RESPONDED IN THE RIGHT WAY
A student at Ridgeline Highschool was cheered by students as he cut down the Pride flag during the Gay Straight Alliance event. via KSL News Radio
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THE LITTLE TUB WILL RUIN MY WEDDING
A bride-to-be went onto Facebook to solicit advice on weather or not to put her 9 year old step daughter in a girdle for her wedding. via MSN
Boner Candidate #2: IS BIDEN REALLY IN CHARGE?
Senator John Cornyn asked if Biden was really in charge since he hadn’t been seen on twitter and television much. via Mediaite
Boner Candidate #3: DANCING WITH BAGS OF FAT
A plastic surgeon is in hot water after creating a tik tok of her dancing with human fat from someone’s liposuction. via New York Post