ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: WHY MUST THEY ATTACK?
The university of Utah’s “Pride U” was defaced using duct tape and hate speech on the Trans Day of Visibility.
Boner Candidate #2: BY HIS T-SHIRT SHALL YE KNOW HIM.
A man who was arrested for drunk driving, was also wearing a shirt that said: “Biden is an Idiot.”
Boner Candidate #3: M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E.
Rep. Lauren Boebert misspelled the name of Disney’s iconic Mickey Mouse in a tweet about the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: SO, THE WEDDING IS OFF?
A woman on TikTok cancelled her wedding after she discovered nude photos of her sisters, and coworkers on her partner’s computer.
Boner Candidate #2: WE WEREN’T NEGLIGENT, WE JUST FORGOT TO HOOK HER UP.
A woman was severely traumatized during surgery when she was paralyzed by her anesthetists, but still capable of feeling all of the pain of her C-section.
Boner Candidate #3: PRO PEDOPHILE
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene called Sen. Sens. Lisa Murkowski, Sen. Susan Collins and Sen. Mitt Romney, pedophiles after they voted to confirm Ketanji Brown Jackson as the next Supreme Court justice.
