Boner Candidate #1: SOMEBODY LEFT IT RUNNING SO, YOU KNOW. A man has been arrested after he stole an excavator […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT WILL ALL BE CLEAR WHEN I TELL YOU WHY HE DID IT In her new memoir, […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE MESSIAH NEEDED AN AR-15 During a conservative meeting over the weekend, Lauren Boebert joked that the […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: WHY MUST THEY ATTACK? The university of Utah’s “Pride U” was defaced using duct tape […]
Boner Candidate #1: LIE BACK AND ENJOY IT. Robert Reagan, a Republican nominee for the Michigan House of Representatives made […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE EITHER. Cameron Diaz, not the one writing this, […]
Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN AMERICAN HISTORY. Florida Sen. Marco Rubio ranted about the Covid-19 testing […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: STEALING FROM THE DEAD California’s former sheriff’s deputy pleaded guilty after being accused of stealing […]
Boner Candidate #1: DON’T YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CLASS TO BE IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES? Rep. Lauren Boebert […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: ROLLS AND ROLLS AND ROLLS OF BOLOGNA. 243 rolls of smuggled bologna in total was […]