Boner Candidate #1: MR. GU’S CHICKEN DEATH REVENGE A man by the name Mr. Gu was sentenced to prison for […]
Boner Candidate #1: NOT SOMETHING TO BE BRAGGING ABOUT LAUREN. During a women’s breakfast event at last weekend’s CPAC, Lauren […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE WERE OVERSTOCKED AND OUT OF FREEZER SPACE. The director of an Idaho funeral home is facing […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: DID I SAY THAT? A Minnesota candidate for governor has been up in arms retreating on his […]
Boner Candidate #1: SOMEBODY LEFT IT RUNNING SO, YOU KNOW. A man has been arrested after he stole an excavator […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT WILL ALL BE CLEAR WHEN I TELL YOU WHY HE DID IT In her new memoir, […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE MESSIAH NEEDED AN AR-15 During a conservative meeting over the weekend, Lauren Boebert joked that the […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: WHY MUST THEY ATTACK? The university of Utah’s “Pride U” was defaced using duct tape […]
Boner Candidate #1: LIE BACK AND ENJOY IT. Robert Reagan, a Republican nominee for the Michigan House of Representatives made […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE EITHER. Cameron Diaz, not the one writing this, […]