Boner Candidate #1: THE MESSIAH NEEDED AN AR-15
During a conservative meeting over the weekend, Lauren Boebert joked that the Romans killed Jesus because he didn’t have an AR-15 to protect himself.
Boner Candidate #2: OOOPSIE
A surgeon in Houston gave a 4 year old boy an accidental vasectomy during surgery on his hernia because he “cut the wrong piece of anatomy.”
Boner Candidate #3: I HAD TO PUT AN ORANGE CONE ON HIS GRAVE
A cemetery in Midvale Utah left a man unburied for multiple days over the weekend during incredibly hot temperatures.
