Boners

Boner of the Day for August 02, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: THAT’S IT WE QUIT

5 shuttle bus drives at Zion’s National Park have quit after receiving a large amount of verbal abuse over the on board mask mandate. via Fox 13 Now

Boner Candidate #2: IT WAS SELF DEFENSE

A Washington man shoots his refrigerator after thinking a can of soda that had fallen out of it was someone shooting. via KIMA

Boner Candidate #3: AH COME ON. NANCY CAN TAKE A GOOD KNOCK ON THE NOGGIN

Democrats call for Kevin McCarthy to apologize or retire after he says it would be hard to hit Nancy Pelosi with a gavel if he takes over as Speaker. via Washington Post

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: SHOULD WE REALLY HAVE TO BE TELLING PEOPLE THIS?

Weber County Sherriff’s department is seeing an increase in people hammocking from Electrical Towers and are issues a warning against doing it. via Fox 13 Now

Boner Candidate #2: YEAH…I WAS DOING SOME HOME SURGERY

Van Ryswyk was arrested for doing at home castration’s, pleads no contest to felony charges. via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #3: I’M A GOOD MOTHER

Jenny Annette Skidmore Reel, was arrested for breaking and entering an bringing her 7 month old son with her to a break in. via WRAL

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