Boner Candidate #1: I WAS DEFENDING MY CATS
Against all odds, a cat in Michigan survived being shot through the neck after a woman attempted to kill the neighborhood animal claiming that it was dangerous, and infected with rabies.
Boner Candidate #2: WE ARE JUST HERE TO ASKS QUESTIONS
Both Matt Gaetz and Majorie Taylor Greene arrived unannounced to the jail of several capitol rioters to question them claiming that the DC authorities are hiding something.