Boners

Boner of the Day for August 13th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE#1: SON, YOUR HIDING ABLILITY NEEDS SOME WORK.

A Florida man suspected of stealing a car was found by a K-9 who smelled the man hiding under a mattress.

via Fox News

BONER CANDIDATE#2: OH COME ON YOU BABIES; WE CAN’T LIVE FOREVER.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene tries to reason that hospitals are full with people experiencing illnesses other than COVID.

via The Hill

BONER CANDIDATE#3: THERE’S GONNA BE BIRD GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Rep. Louie Gohmert believes that solar farms will have a negative impact on bird populations because the magnified sun will cause them to explode.

via Raw Story 

 

 

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE#1: DO YOU REALIZE HOW RARE THESE DIGIMON CARDS ARE.

Two men who stole rare Digimon cards from a store in Adelaide later returned to the same store to try to sell the cards.

via ABC News

BONER CANDIDATE#2: I HEARD YOUR OLD LADY WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE NEW; SOMEPLACE SHE NEVER HAD BEEN AND YOU SAID ‘TRY THE KITCHEN.’

A Michigan man’s younger brother shot him after the man made a joke about the cooking done by the brother’s ex wife.

via M Live

BONER CANDIDATE#3: I SHOULD BUY A NEW ONE. I DON’T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN.

A woman in Singapore called animal rescue because she thought the sound of an electric toothbrush was a hissing cobra.

via UPI

 


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