ROUND ONE
BONER CANDIDATE #1: THIS IS JUST WRONG
The popular ramen brand Nissin Cup Noodle is releasing a Pumpkin Spice flavor this October.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: SURE. IT’S FUN FOR THE CAT UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS SHOT IN THE LEG
After using the laser sight on her friend’s 9mm handgun to play with a cat, a woman in Wisconsin was arrested when she shot the friend.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: RELAX. THAT SHOT WON’T HURT YOU. WON’T HELP MUCH EITHER.
A nurse in Germany intentionally gave out almost 9,000 doses of saline solution that were meant to be doses of the Pfizer vaccine.
ROUND TWO
BONER CANDIDATE #1: IT’S NOT A BEAN SHOOTER
A man in Michigan needed medical assistance after lodging six kidney beans into his urethra as an attempt at sexual gratification.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: I DON’T RECALL THAT GARRY OWNS A HORSE.
After she saw her nephew riding by on an unknown horse, a South Carolina woman called the police.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: AND YOU MADE THE GAME SO FUN FOR THE REST OF THE FANS
A large brawl broke out during a tense Rams/Chargers game on Saturday.
