Boners

Boner of the Day for August 16th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: THIS IS JUST WRONG

The popular ramen brand Nissin Cup Noodle is releasing a Pumpkin Spice flavor this October.

via KUTV

BONER CANDIDATE #2: SURE. IT’S FUN FOR THE CAT UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS SHOT IN THE LEG

After using the laser sight on her friend’s 9mm handgun to play with a cat, a woman in Wisconsin was arrested when she shot the friend.

via The Smoking Gun

BONER CANDIDATE #3: RELAX. THAT SHOT WON’T HURT YOU. WON’T HELP MUCH EITHER.

A nurse in Germany intentionally gave out almost 9,000 doses of saline solution that were meant to be doses of the Pfizer vaccine.

via Yahoo! News

 

 

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: IT’S NOT A BEAN SHOOTER

A man in Michigan needed medical assistance after lodging six kidney beans into his urethra as an attempt at sexual gratification.

via New York Post

BONER CANDIDATE #2: I DON’T RECALL THAT GARRY OWNS A HORSE.

After she saw her nephew riding by on an unknown horse, a South Carolina woman called the police.

via Newser

BONER CANDIDATE #3: AND YOU MADE THE GAME SO FUN FOR THE REST OF THE FANS

A large brawl broke out during a tense Rams/Chargers game on Saturday.

via TMZ

 


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