Boners

Boner of the Day for August 24th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: JUST GET A DAMNED SHOT.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection in Anchorage seized more than 3,000 fake COVID-19 vaccination cards that were shipped from China.

via KUTV

BONER CANDIDATE #2: WHO IS THE DUMBASS HERE?

When Donald Trump announced that he had received the COVID-19 vaccine and asked his supporters to do the same, far-right radio host Alex Jones called him a ‘dumbass’.

via Yahoo! News

BONER CANDIDATE #3: WHAT DO WE DO WHEN LAWMAKERS ABUSE THEIR POWER?

In a Facebook post, Rep. Mike Shultz opposed Mayor Mendenhall’s K-12 mask mandate and threatened legislation to change the power the Mayor has over emergency orders.

via Fox 13

 

 

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: DOES ANYONE WANT A DOG? ANYONE?

After Gov. Cuomo moved out of the Executive Mansion last week, he asked his staffers if any of them would like to keep his dog.

via Times Union

BONER CANDIDATE #2: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET SOME EXERCISE.

A Florida man told police he was ‘out to get some exercise’ after they found him exposing himself outside a woman’s home.

via Local 10

BONER CANDIDATE #3: THIS OFFICE FOR RENT HAS A TOILET VERY NEAR BY.

A Glasgow landlord is advertising a small bathroom with a desk inside as an ‘office space’ for £50 a week.

via Metro

 


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