Boners

Boner of the Day for August 5th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TEACHERS…. CAREFUL

A school board member, Natalie Cline, is asking the public to support her in banning certain phrases when teaching about racism.

via Fox News

BONER CANDIDATE #2: LET HIM STAY IN THE WOODS

“River Dave” was arrested on charges of squatting on private property for almost 30 years, despite being entirely self-sustaining.

via KUTV

BONER CANDIDATE #3: I’VE BEEN PROMISING THE FAMILY A VACATION AND, WELL….COME ON! I’M A FIRST RESPONDER.

After taking paid time off due to a positive COVID test, a Dallas firefighter is on administrative leave for lying about the results of the test.

via CNN

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: OUR TRAP WORKED TOO WELL

After dealing with more then enough DUI drivers in Victoria, Canada, police shut down a roadblock due to a lack of personnel.

via Times Colonist

BONER CANDIDATE #2: JANE IS RATHER PLAIN

A pastry chain in the UK is sparking outrage, from a single woman claiming that the ‘Plain-Jane’ doughnut implies that all Janes are plain.

via Wales Online

BONER CANDIDATE #3: ONE BIG DIFFERENCE IS, MASKS AND VACCINATIONS ARE TRY TO SAVE LIFE, NOT ERADICATE IT.

Problematic comparisons between the Covid-19 pandemic and the Holocaust are becoming more common as many Anti-Vaxxers are comparing lockdown and mask mandates to Nazi rule. Surprising no one Jewish groups are extremely against and frustrated with this common comparison.

via Yahoo News


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