Boners

Boner of the Day for December 2nd, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: NUTCRACKER HUH? THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Playboy model Francia James filmed herself wearing nothing but a thong, a hat and body paint while pretending to be the Nutcracker at a Florida mall before being inevitably kicked out.

via The New York Post

Boner Candidate #2: MORE RACIST FUN FROM CACHE COUNTY

Two students at Sky View High School prompted lackluster action by the principal after attending a Halloween assembly in both a KKK outfit, and blackface. The school’s principal only ever talked to the parents of the two students calling their costume choices an “individual mistake.” After a 4 minute video from a diversity assembly, the principal said that the video may have been too divisive.

via KUTV

Boner Candidate #3: A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND

A man in South Carolina attempted to call in a false robbery in order to avoid a speeding ticket.

via Eyewitness News

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: WON’T THAT BE FUN

A new rule from the CFPB lets debt collectors contact people both on social media and over text with unlimited messages, which is great news if you never valued your private life or privacy.

via ABC News

Boner Candidate #2: HE WAS DELICIOUS

A Florida woman received probation after biting, and choking her Uber driver completely unprovoked.

via The Smoking Gun

Boner Candidate #3: ARE ALL OF THOSE REALITY SHOW PEOPLE SCUM?

Famous for TLC’s “19 Kids and Counting,” Josh Duggar admitted to possessing child porn, and molesting a young girl. Josh Duggar’s lawyers are pushing to exclude the parents of the girl, and the father of Josh Duggar citing “The clergy privilege.”

via The New York Times


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