ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THE 23% UTAH VOTERS WHO BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE.
The Deseret news recently posted the results of poll which revealed that 23% of Utahns think violence against the government can be justified, while 10% of Utahns support the actions of those who rioted at the capitol.
Boner Candidate #2: HE HAD SEVERAL VALID REASONS FOR IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER.
Oregon police recently discovered that man had been tricking a woman for almost a year into believing that she was being trained as a DEA agent.
Boner Candidate #3: “GET IN THE TRUNK, BLANCHE.”
A Pennsylvania man has been arrested after he was caught on video kidnapping a 22-year-old bobcat, Blanche, from the Pocono Snake and Animal Farm.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: APARTMENT SPACE IS EXPENSIVE AND IN SHORT SUPPLY.
In a video she posted on Tiktok, a Canadian woman said she discovered a man had been living in her trunk for three days, being completely silent while she went to work and ran errands.
Boner Candidate #2: HOW COME THE CAR DON’T RUN NO MORE?
On Friday night, two men in West Jordan carjacked a car from a group of 4 juveniles in a Walgreens parking lot. The car stopped shortly after because it was out of the range of the key fob that one of the juveniles still had.
Boner Candidate #3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXACTLY BY “A LESSER BLACK WOMAN?”
A Georgetown University lecturer has been put on leave after he Tweeted that he thought Joe Biden nominated not “the objectively best pick” but a “lesser Black woman” for the Supreme Court.
