Boners

Boner of the Day for February 7th, 2022

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: THE 23% UTAH VOTERS WHO BELIEVE IN VIOLENCE.

The Deseret news recently posted the results of poll which revealed that 23% of Utahns think violence against the government can be justified, while 10% of Utahns support the actions of those who rioted at the capitol.

via Deseret News

Boner Candidate #2: HE HAD SEVERAL VALID REASONS FOR IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER.

Oregon police recently discovered that man had been tricking a woman for almost a year into believing that she was being trained as a DEA agent.

via NY Times

Boner Candidate #3: “GET IN THE TRUNK, BLANCHE.”

A Pennsylvania man has been arrested after he was caught on video kidnapping a 22-year-old bobcat, Blanche, from the Pocono Snake and Animal Farm.

via MSN

 

 

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: APARTMENT SPACE IS EXPENSIVE AND IN SHORT SUPPLY.

In a video she posted on Tiktok, a Canadian woman said she discovered a man had been living in her trunk for three days, being completely silent while she went to work and ran errands.

via Daily Mail

Boner Candidate #2: HOW COME THE CAR DON’T RUN NO MORE?

On Friday night, two men in West Jordan carjacked a car from a group of 4 juveniles in a Walgreens parking lot. The car stopped shortly after because it was out of the range of the key fob that one of the juveniles still had.

via KSL

Boner Candidate #3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXACTLY BY “A LESSER BLACK WOMAN?”

A Georgetown University lecturer has been put on leave after he Tweeted that he thought Joe Biden nominated not “the objectively best pick” but a “lesser Black woman” for the Supreme Court.

via NY Times

 

 

 

 

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