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Boner of the Day for January 25th, 2022

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: BACON BLOW UP AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE.

A Florida man was arrested after throwing a tantrum over his bacon at Waffle House.

via 3Wear TV

Boner Candidate #2: I’M PRETTY SURE THIS ISN’T ‘ALLEGED’ RACISM.

The Alpine School District is beginning an investigation after a video was posted of students blatantly bullying a black student for his race on a school bus.

via Fox News

Boner Candidate #3: WE WON’T HIRE YOU IF YOU HAVE THAT MANY PERIODS.

A woman on Twitter found out that she accidently sent data from her period tracker to almost 60 job applications for over a year.

via The New York Post

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: DON’T MIND LIAM, HE’S JUST REALLY TIRED.

Police in Ireland are investigating claims that a dead man was brought to a post office by someone attempting to collect his pension.

via AP News

Boner Candidate #2: NOBODY’S GONNA HYPNOTIZE ERIC ‘F’N’ CLAPTON THAT’SFOR DAMNED SURE.

Eric Clapton compared vaccine and covid-19 PSAs to “mass formation psychosis.”

via Rolling Stone

Boner Candidate #3: TUCKER CARLSON IN THE POCKET OF THE ROOSKIS.

With tensions rising as Russia gathers troops on the Ukrainian border, Tucker Carlson sided with Russia by asking “why is it disloyal to side with Russia but loyal to side with Ukraine?” His thinking was that Ukraine has zero strategical significance to the U.S.

via Yahoo News

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