Boners

Boner of the Day for January 6th, 2022

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: YOU’RE JUST CREATING A NEW CROP OF MUCUS.

A new TikTok trend has people shoving garlic cloves up their nose because it seems to help decongest their sinuses. Doctors say it makes congestion worse.

via NY Post

Boner Candidate #2: NOT FUNNY.

Police in Hurricane say that someone swapped street signs overnight, causing confusion for drivers.

via Fox 13

Boner Candidate #3: BUT I’M BRANDON; THAT’S MY NAME, GOL DARN IT.

NASCAR is rejecting a new sponsor called LGBcoin for racer Brandon Brown.

via Huffpost

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: DANG IF HE DIDN’T LOOK HALF BAD.

A Florida man has been arrested after he robbed two gas stations while dressed as a woman.

via Fox News

Boner Candidate #2: PANTS THE REF! PANTS THE REF!

Rep. Jeremy Faison is apologizing after he was filmed attempting to pull a referee’s pants down at his son’s high school basketball game.

via Huffpost

Boner Candidate #3: I TRIED TO CALM THE CROWD BY YELLING ‘TIME’S UP MOTHER F’ers’.

Jacob Chansley is claiming that he was trying to help calm the crowd during the January 6th insurrection.

via Yahoo! News

 


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