ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO SHUT HIM UP
The highest ranking trans woman in the nation became the target of transphobic hate speech from Tucker Carlson after she was announced as one of USA Today’s “women of the year.”
Boner Candidate #2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WALKIN ON MY DAMN STREET?
A woman was arrested after she shot her neighbor in the face using a water pistol because he was walking on ‘her street.’
Boner Candidate #3: BABY ON BOARD FOR A WILD RIDE.
A police chase on I-15 in Utah included a 5 month old baby in the back seat of the car
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: GOD WHAT AN AWFUL WOMAN ON AN AWFUL SHOW WITH AN AWFUL HOST.
Jeanine Pirro erupts in response to her co-host’s comments that Vladimir Putin manipulated Donald Trump in order to take Ukraine.
Boner Candidate #2: WHAT THIS WAS WAS CARELESS DRIVING
A motorcyclist crashed on a Daytona Beach drawbridge as it began to rise.
Boner Candidate #3: THIS LICENSE IS ONLY GOOD IN LEGOLAND
After a police chase in England featuring a helicopter ended, the driver was discovered to only have an ID from Legoland that he received when he was a toddler.
