Boners

Boner of the Day for March 9th, 2022

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE EITHER.

Cameron Diaz, not the one writing this, recently revealed on a Podcast that she no longer cares about her appearance since leaving the film industry.

via Express

Boner Candidate #2: LIE BACK AND ENJOY IT.

Robert Reagan, a Republican nominee for the Michigan House of Representatives made comments during a Facebook Live video saying, “I tell my daughters, ‘If rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it.'”

via WXYZ

Boner Candidate #3: EARLY RETIREMENT? YOU BET. TAKE EARLY RETIREMENT.

Indiana teacher Michael Hosinski has been arrested and given early retirement after a police investigation of footage that shows the teacher slapping a student.

via ABC 7

 

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: MY CHILDHOOD DREAM WAS TO SHOOT A BUFFALO THROUGH THE HEART WITH AN ARROW.

NFL Star Derek Wolfe is receiving backlash after he posted photos to his Instagram of a buffalo that he had killed with arrows, saying that it was his “childhood dream”.

via The Sun

Boner Candidate #2: LIKE PRINCE JOHN….UH, I MEAN PRINCE JOHN.

During a recent appearance on Fox News, Lauren Boebert attempted to insult Joe Biden saying, “I don’t know who’s running the federal government these days: Joe Biden or Prince John from … uhhhh … Prince John…”

via Yahoo! News

Boner Candidate #3: GIMME THEM PICKLES.

A teacher in Florida is facing misdemeanor battery charges after she bit two students over a jar of pickles. She says she was “just playing around”.

via WFLA

 

 

 

 

 

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