ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THESE ARE MY FRIENDS YOUR HONOR
During trial for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, a Utah man invited his friends to his virtual hearing where they collectively wreaked havoc.
Boner Candidate #2: KICKED OUT OF CLASS FOR THE WRONG TSHIRT
Two brothers wearing “Black Lives Matter” shirts had to spend the day in the principle’s office. The brothers were 8, and 5 years old.
Boner Candidate #3: CALLED SIR BY A RADIO GUY… THAT FIGURES.
The highest ranking transgender individual, Dr. Rachel Levine has been suffering through an incredible amount of transphobia including people dressing up as her for a dunk tank, and radio hosts who refuse to view her as a woman.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: SEN. JOHNSON HAS THE FACTS ABOUT THE VAX
Vaccine Skeptic a wanna-be Trump fanboy, has cast doubt on vaccinations once again. This time, he miscited information from the CDC.
Boner Candidate #2: I’M A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER. I NEED A GUN
A middle school bus driver was arrested for keeping a loaded gun in the school bus. Luckily, none of the students saw or used the gun according to the officers.
Boner Candidate #3: I WISH I HAD CHOSEN A DIFFERENT WORD.
After the controversial remark from Rep. Richard Holtorf where he called a colleague ‘Buckwheat,’ Holtorf is apologizing, wishing he used another word.