Boners

Boner of the Day for May 10th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: THESE ARE MY FRIENDS YOUR HONOR

During trial for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, a Utah man invited his friends to his virtual hearing where they collectively wreaked havoc.

via The Daily Beast

Boner Candidate #2: KICKED OUT OF CLASS FOR THE WRONG TSHIRT

Two brothers wearing “Black Lives Matter” shirts had to spend the day in the principle’s office. The brothers were 8, and 5 years old.

via The New York Times

Boner Candidate #3: CALLED SIR BY A RADIO GUY… THAT FIGURES.

The highest ranking transgender individual, Dr. Rachel Levine has been suffering through an incredible amount of transphobia including people dressing up as her for a dunk tank, and radio hosts who refuse to view her as a woman.

via DNYUZ

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: SEN. JOHNSON HAS THE FACTS ABOUT THE VAX

Vaccine Skeptic a wanna-be Trump fanboy, has cast doubt on vaccinations once again. This time, he miscited information from the CDC.

via The Huffington Post

Boner Candidate #2: I’M A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER. I NEED A GUN

A middle school bus driver was arrested for keeping a loaded gun in the school bus. Luckily, none of the students saw or used the gun according to the officers.

via CBS Boston

Boner Candidate #3: I WISH I HAD CHOSEN A DIFFERENT WORD.

After the controversial remark from Rep. Richard Holtorf where he called a colleague ‘Buckwheat,’ Holtorf is apologizing, wishing he used another word.

via Fox News


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