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Boner Candidate #1: THANKS FOR YOUR HELP…NOW GET OUT.
More than 1,000 Afghan allies and their families must leave the U.S. Camp “As Sayliyah” in Qatar by the end of March, with no clear plan for where they will go next. The U.S. government says the camp is no longer appropriate to operate due to regional security risks, instructing refugees to find another country or return to Afghanistan. Advocates warn this decision could endanger lives and undermine trust in the U.S., arguing it breaks promises to vetted allies who supported American efforts during the war.
Boner Candidate #2: YES, I SET THE SCHOOL BUS ON FIRE. I DID IT BEFORE AND THEN I DID IT AGAIN.
A former Granite School District bus driver, Michael Austin Ford, admitted to intentionally setting a school bus on fire while driving it in April 2023. Investigators say he used a lighter to ignite components under the dashboard and had previously attempted to tamper with the bus’s surveillance system, with a similar incident occurring in 2022 while children were onboard. Ford was fired and arrested, and he now awaits sentencing in June as officials emphasize the danger his actions posed to the community.
Boner Candidate #3: ….BUT I’VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO FARGO.
A Tennessee grandmother, Angela Lipps, was wrongfully jailed for five months after facial recognition technology mistakenly linked her to a bank fraud case in North Dakota. Despite additional police investigation, she was extradited and detained until her lawyer quickly proved she was in Tennessee at the time of the crime, leading to the charges being dismissed. The case has raised concerns about the reliability of AI tools like Clearview AI and prompted local police to reconsider how they use the technology.
