Boners

Boner of the Day for November 1st, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SELL A COUPLE OF HOUSES.

Jenna Ryan, a woman involved in the attack on the Capitol, may be spending time in prison because she used her personal brand to promote the violence.

via Huffpost

Boner Candidate #2: WE DON’T WANT HER.

Lauren Boebert’s campaign accidentally identified her as a Representative of Utah in a report they submitted to the Federal Election Commission. She is actually a Representative of Colorado.

via Huffpost

Boner Candidate #3: BUT, WHAT VARIETY OF CHICKEN WINGS DID HE WANT?

A man in Davis County is facing charges of attempted murder and felony discharge of a firearm after firing a gun at his father over a wrong order of chicken wings.

via ABC 4

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: LET’S GO BRANDON.

On Sunday, Southwest Airlines issued an apology after a reporter aboard a flight heard the pilot announce “Let’s Go Brandon”, a phrase that is apparently a code for swearing at President Biden.

via NY Times

Boner Candidate #2: THE OGDEN LEAK.

Since July, water has been consistently flowing from a road leading into a water treatment facility in Southern Ogden. The leak has been reported many times to several people but has not been fixed yet.

via Standard Examiner

Boner Candidate #3: NO NO NO.

New snack alert! A company called Goodfish is selling bags of crispy, “upcycled” salmon skins that come in a variety of flavors. The company created the snack to battle the issue of “seafood waste”.

 

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