ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SELL A COUPLE OF HOUSES.
Jenna Ryan, a woman involved in the attack on the Capitol, may be spending time in prison because she used her personal brand to promote the violence.
Boner Candidate #2: WE DON’T WANT HER.
Lauren Boebert’s campaign accidentally identified her as a Representative of Utah in a report they submitted to the Federal Election Commission. She is actually a Representative of Colorado.
Boner Candidate #3: BUT, WHAT VARIETY OF CHICKEN WINGS DID HE WANT?
A man in Davis County is facing charges of attempted murder and felony discharge of a firearm after firing a gun at his father over a wrong order of chicken wings.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: LET’S GO BRANDON.
On Sunday, Southwest Airlines issued an apology after a reporter aboard a flight heard the pilot announce “Let’s Go Brandon”, a phrase that is apparently a code for swearing at President Biden.
Boner Candidate #2: THE OGDEN LEAK.
Since July, water has been consistently flowing from a road leading into a water treatment facility in Southern Ogden. The leak has been reported many times to several people but has not been fixed yet.
Boner Candidate #3: NO NO NO.
New snack alert! A company called Goodfish is selling bags of crispy, “upcycled” salmon skins that come in a variety of flavors. The company created the snack to battle the issue of “seafood waste”.
