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Boner of the Day (Round One and Two) January 16th, 2019

By Radio From Hell

Posted on January 16, 2019

Round One

Boner Candidate #1: I DID THIS TO TEACH MY SON A LESSON AND IT SHOULD BE PRETTY CLEAR

LEXINGTON, Ky. — A Kentucky woman charged with drunken driving told police she did it “to teach her son a lesson.” News outlets report 48-year-old Sunita Jairam was arrested early Sunday on charges including endangering the welfare of a minor. Her arrest citation says she told police she “drank a bunch of beer” and drove at 150 mph. It’s unclear what lesson she was trying to impart. The son told police he tried to get out of the BMW subcompact several times, but the door was locked. News outlets didn’t list his age.

Boner Candidate #2: BOMBS AWAY!

Someone has allegedly been throwing dirty diapers from windows of a public housing complex on Essex Street on the Lower East Side. Soiled diapers and trash have been thrown out of windows for months, falling on the canopy and sidewalk of the Seward Park Extension building, according to NYCHA. Because of these incidents, NYCHA is regularly cleaning all garbage and debris in and around the development. “It’s disgusting,” resident Robin Stucker said, to which fellow resident Shawn Stucker adds: “Sometimes the diapers come down and almost hit you.” Though by Monday, no trash or diapers were on the awning, two construction workers working across the street from the building confirmed to News 4 New York seeing the diapers and other trash in the past.

Boner Candidate #3: THEY COULD HAVE BEEN CITED FOR FAILURE TO USE A SEAT BELT

ST. LOUIS, Mo. — Video shared on Facebook shows a bizarre site along a St. Louis highway – two women twerking on top of a vehicle while a third woman records the risky spectacle, according to KTVI. “Leaving work today & see this……No comment 🤦🏼‍♀️” wrote Jackie Friedhoff, who posted two videos of the incident to social media on Monday. The videos have gone viral with thousands of reactions on Facebook. “They could fall off of the car and cause other drivers to wreck. It’s a dangerous situation for themselves and other drivers,” a spokesperson for the St. Louis Police Dept. told KSDK. “They could fall off and create a fatal accident. We do not encourage anyone to try anything like this ever. You are supposed to be in your car when you drive.”

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Round Two

Boner Candidate #1: YOU HAVE OUTRAGED PUBLIC DECENCY.

A man, his boyfriend and a third man had an orgy on a late-night London subway train in front of other passengers. Nicholas Mullan, 24, and George Mason, 35, engaged in an array of sex activities which they filmed on the Northern Line between Leicester Square and Waterloo stations. Prosecutors say another man was involved in the astonishing incident which also involved extensive sexual activity. The whole affair happened on Feb. 19, 2018. The two men appeared in court on Friday and pleaded guilty to one count of outraging public decency. Outlining the case, prosecutor Victoria Murphy said: “This is a case of outraging public decency on a London Underground train.

Boner Candidate #2: WERE THEY JUST SUPPOSED TO LET IT GO TO WASTE?

Burlington Police Chief Brandon del Pozo said Tuesday the officers issued tickets to the minors last month for underage possession of alcohol. The officers then allegedly kept the beer and drank some of it off duty, instead of disposing of it. The chief assigned the officers to administrative duty at headquarters as the department investigates.

Boner Candidate #3: THAT’LL SHOW YA

A woman has flashed her breast during a bizarre road rage clash. The incident unfolded on Henry Lawson Drive at Milperra in Sydney’s south-west after the woman approached a female driver sitting inside a parked car. The driver recorded the confrontation, which was posted on social media and has garnered thousands of views.