Boners

Boner Fight for January 16th, 2019

By Radio From Hell

Posted on January 16, 2019

BONER CANDIDATE #1: I DID THIS TO TEACH MY SON A LESSON AND IT SHOULD BE PRETTY CLEAR

LEXINGTON, Ky. — A Kentucky woman charged with drunken driving told police she did it “to teach her son a lesson.” News outlets report 48-year-old Sunita Jairam was arrested early Sunday on charges including endangering the welfare of a minor. Her arrest citation says she told police she “drank a bunch of beer” and drove at 150 mph. It’s unclear what lesson she was trying to impart. The son told police he tried to get out of the BMW subcompact several times, but the door was locked. News outlets didn’t list his age.

BONER CANDIDATE #1: YOU HAVE OUTRAGED PUBLIC DECENCY.

A man, his boyfriend and a third man had an orgy on a late-night London subway train in front of other passengers. Nicholas Mullan, 24, and George Mason, 35, engaged in an array of sex activities which they filmed on the Northern Line between Leicester Square and Waterloo stations. Prosecutors say another man was involved in the astonishing incident which also involved extensive sexual activity. The whole affair happened on Feb. 19, 2018. The two men appeared in court on Friday and pleaded guilty to one count of outraging public decency. Outlining the case, prosecutor Victoria Murphy said: “This is a case of outraging public decency on a London Underground train.