Boners

Boner Fight for October 16th, 2018

Boner Candidate #1: I TOLD YOU TO GIVE ME A BEER.

A mother threw her 1-year-old child to the ground after her neighbor refused to give her a beer in Burlington, according to police. Kyesha Sherell Willis, 29, of Burlington, faces charges of assault on a child under the age of 12, simple assault and resist, delay and obstruct. Officers were called to an apartment complex at 2016 Morningside Drive at about 4:30 p.m. Saturday where police said the suspect went to visit her neighbor. Willis allegedly demanded that her neighbor give her a beer and when she didn’t get one, she threw her child to the ground, according to police. She then allegedly assaulted the neighbor.

Boner Candidate #2: THAT’S RIGHT. I GOT THE WHOLE FAMILY.

An Idaho Fish and Game commissioner has resigned amid backlash he received after sharing multiple pictures from a hunting trip to Namibia via email. One of those pictures showed him posing next to a family of baboons he says he hunted with a crossbow. Around 4 p.m. Monday, Idaho Gov. C.L. “Butch” Otter announced that he had asked for and subsequently received the resignation of Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner Blake Fischer. The many calls for his resignation quickly spread online, and among at least one former game commissioner, after Fischer returned from his trip. One photo, in particular, showed Fischer posing with a family of baboons he said he had hunted with a crossbow. CNN reported Fischer sent an email boasting about using the baboons to introduce his wife to game hunting. Among the 12 pictures of Fischer and his wife were also an oryx, a giraffe, a waterbuck and a leopard.

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