February 2 Boner Candidates
Boner Candidate #1: WHAT ELSE WAS HE TO DO
A Florida man was a level above being hungry and angry, because he pulled a gun on an employee, when his order was chicken wings was close to an hour late. A 35 year old man by the name of Matthew Davis was promptly apprehended with two charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Even a free drink wouldn’t calm down Matthew’s hanger. Davis apparently told employees he was going to “get his strap” (gun) and that “They going to see that I’m not playing.” Witnesses and employee’s all reported that they feared for their lives. Another February 2, with a Florida man making the news.
Boner Candidate #2: WE BEGIN EVERY SCHOOL DAY WITH A HEARTY ‘SIEG HEIL’
A homeschool in Ohio is being investigated by the Department of Education, for being a patron of white supremacist ideals. They have thousands of members in the transparent anti-Semitic homeschool that’s being ran by a couple in Upper Sandusky, Ohio. Their goals is to instruct and educate children to “become wonderful Nazis.” Katja Lawrence, parent, is not shy about sharing a recording of her child screaming “sieg heil” or the Fuhrer cake they made for Adolf Hitler birthday. Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan said, “There’s no room for anything like this or Nazism in Ohio.”
Boner Candidate #3: HE BIT THE HEAD OFF HER SNAKE
A Florida man got lost in the heat of a domestic argument when he bit the head off of a woman’s pet python. Officers were called just due to a complaint of the couple arguing. When authorities arrived they as well could hear the couple arguing. When their multiple attempts of knocking at the door and shouting order’s to open, didn’t work, the woman screamed “kick it in.” It took some time to detain the man, but once they did, the woman told the officers, “he bit the head off my snake.” He was charged with resisting an officer with violence, false imprisonment, and animal cruelty.
