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Boner of the Day for January 19th, 2023

Boner Candidate #1: You Had me at Marylin Manson Concert

Getting blasted with alcohol is no excuse to cause all the homes is the neighborhood to blow up. A woman from Canada is suing the bar that she bought alcohol from, at a Marilyn Manson concert. So much in fact she thought she could start the engine and get rolling in her father car. Well she rolled into a brick home containing a gas line that destroyed a 10 million dollar home. The place that continually fed her booze is also responsible for reparations. Multiple first responders have numerous injuries that caused one person to be laid up for a week.

via NY Post

Boner Candidate #2: I’m ok with Botox but Not Covid Vaccine

A Utah plastic surgeon and his staff face federal charges for throwing away COVID-19 shots but still handing out COVID-19 shot cards to those who paid. Moore and his company “destroyed hundreds of doses of government-supplied COVID-19 vaccines, and in exchange for either direct cash payments or required ‘donations’ to a certain non-profit organization, the defendants distributed COVID-19 vaccination cards to people without a COVID-19 19 vaccine for them.” the charging documents said.

via KSL

Boner Candidate #3: Killing Stuff is Fun for Instagram

A couple is taking a $133,000 fine to the bank after being apart of Nebraska’s biggest poaching ring. The couple has posted their ‘trophy’ on Instagram which only pointed more towards their guilt. A federal judge has sentenced the couple after they have gone on multiple hunts for white tailed deer, and turkeys without permits. Permits are required to make sure that the animal population does not dwindle to scares numbers. They broke the Lacey Act which prohibits the illegal trafficking of wildlife, fish, or indigenous plants.

via MSN

 

 

 

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