Boner Candidate #1: BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HOOTER’S WAITRESSES DO.
Florida Hooters waitress is pulled over for drinking and driving- to get out of a ticket, she flirts with the officer that pulls her over. After multiple attempts of flirting and making passes, the officer is not giving in, she is then cuffed and loaded into the cop car after refusing to take a sobriety test. After her video blows up on TikTok she states “uber would’ve been cheaper.”
!!!WINNER!!!
Boner Candidate #2: HE IS A PETULANT BABY
This past Sunday, President Biden, ordered the U.S flags to be flown at half-staff in honor of the late former president Jimmy Carter passing. Usually this last for a 30 day period- which would led into Donald Trumps inauguration day on January 20th- in which he states that the Democrats are happy this will be happening when he enters office. Once he is sworn in, he can decide to lift the half-staff of the U.S flags.
Boner Candidate #3: THESE GUYS ARE SO DUMB AND SO CARELESS
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, sends his condolences on the passing of former President Jimmy Carter. Except, in his post, that is now deleted, he mistakenly sent his condolences to the late Rosalynn Carter who passed in November of 2023. After releasing the statement, two hours later another statement was released but this time directed to Jimmy Carter stating they send their condolences to the “entire Carter family”.
