Boner Candidate #1: IT’S JUST A HOBBY Police in Fukuoka, Japan have arrested a man for trespassing. Yuta Sugawara admitted […]
Boner Candidate #1: LADIES, IT’S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT. In Toronto, Canada, a 29-year-old man was arrested for assault with […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: A GOOD LEGISLATOR IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO TAX US MORE. Utah Senator Lincoln Fillmore […]
Boner Candidate #1: THEY’RE ALL CON MEN AND GRIFTERS A Trump advisor, Boris Epshteyn, is under scrutiny after attempting to […]
Boner Candidate #1: YES, YOU WERE JUST BEING STUPID. Florida man Cody Gudenkauf is being charged with misuse of a […]
Boner Candidate #1: YES, I AM ANNOYED. In the press tour for the upcoming movie Wicked, star Cynthia Erivo has […]
Boner Candidate #1: MORE CRUELTY AND HATE Hundreds of African Americans, from elementary to college age, in at least 10 […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR THIS IS HORSE CRAP Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones believes that Elon Musk […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT DEAD YET! A Kentucky man woke up to his organs being harvested by surgeons after […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE’S NOT A GENIUS, HE MAKES PORNO MOVIES. An adult film star named Dante Colle decided to […]