Boner Candidate #1: OKAY. OKAY. HERE ARE THE RECORDS YOU WANTED. PLEASE DROP THE APPEAL. The Utah State Records Committee […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE VICE GRIPS DID A FINE JOB OF STEERING THE CAR. In Shellbrook, Saskatchewan, a car was […]
Boner Candidate #1: I CANNOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT AS I HAVE BECOME DECEASED. Kentucky man Jesse Kipf has been sentenced […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT MUST BE CLEARLY MARKED ‘HORSE MEAT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.’ Florida man, Lazaro Rodriguez, was arrested this […]
Boner Candidate #1: OFFICER, I’M CRACKING THIS BEER. IT’S A COLD ONE AND I WANT TO DRINK IT. A Florida […]
Boner Candidate #1: I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THAT METH AND IT WASN’T WHAT IT SHOULD BE. A woman named […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE MAYOR AND HIS WIFE; BRIGHT LIGHTS IN THE COMMUNITY, EXCEPT…NOT SO MUCH. Marty and La’Quetta Small, […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT A DOCTOR; I’M NOT AN IMMUNOLOGIST; BUT I CAN LEARN AND LOOK THINGS UP. I […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M A BUCKET BIOLOGIST! In Emery County, Utah, in Millsite Reservoir, it has been found that a […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S LEG DAY!!! In Mexico, two women got into a physical altercation at a gym, resulting in […]