Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW THAT COCAINE GOT IN MY NOSE IS BEYOND ME. A Florida man had cocaine on […]
Candidate #1: DON’T FORGET THE TROPHY An Indiana father says he was “blindsided” after a teacher gave his 11-year-old son, […]
Boner 1 Candidate #1: IT’S BUSINESS DECISION It’s a move that’s been branded ‘disgusting’ and ‘sexist’ on social media. But […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S AGAINST POLICY TO BRING A GUN TO A HATCHET FIGHT A clerk at a Plaid […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS…AND TONS OF TRASH. Partygoers attending a “Floatopia” event spent the day drinking and […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: THANKS GOD SHE’S STEPPING DOWN A State School Board committee on Friday approved new science standards […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S OFFICIAL….MOBY IS CREEPY Natalie Portman has criticised Moby for a “very disturbing” account of their […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: DADDY NEEDS A MASSAGE. Father’s Day is just around the corner, so please enjoy this heartwarming […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: SQUIDWARD FIGHTS BACK A Chinese vlogger found out the hard way that trying to eat a […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: NO. NO.NO It’s the beauty trend nobody asked for, but it’s here nonetheless. While men and […]