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Boner Preview Candidates for February 29 2016

Boner Preview Candidate #1: CHRISTIE…A FAT OPPORTUNIST.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) had trouble on Sunday explaining his decision to endorse Donald Trump’s candidacy for president in light of his past differences with the Republican front-runner.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: I WANT TO BE ASSOCIATIED WITH INTERESTING QUOTES

Donald Trump retweeted an infamous quote from Italian fascist Benito Mussolini Sunday morning and later defended his decision saying it was an “interesting” snippet.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: DRINK UP JOHNNY FOOTBALL, DRINK UP

Johnny Manziel spent his Thursday night pounding champagne in a hot Miami nightclub — a bizarre way to spend the night hours after officials announced his domestic violence case was going to a grand jury.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: SHOP TIL YOU DROP 65 FEET IN 16 SECONDS

A five-story stainless steel slide has been installed in the middle of a Shanghai shopping mall so consumers can drop from top floor designer stores to ground floor boutiques at death-defying speeds.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: SHUN GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IF YOU ARE A GOOD CATHOLIC

Catholics should think twice before indulging in a box of Thin Mints, according to the St. Louis archbishop, who said the church disagrees strongly with some of the Girl Scouts’ values.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: YOU DIPPING CHAW BOY?

Did Leonardo DiCaprio have chewing tobacco in his lip while accepting his Oscar for Best Actor on Sunday at the Academy Awards? The Internet sure thinks so.

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