Boner Preview Candidate #1: I DIDN’T WANT TO MISS THE HAM RAFFLE
Authorities say a western New York man led police on a car chase that ended when he attempted to elude officers by ducking into a fire hall where a ham raffle was being held.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: WE WERE KEEPING THE TIGER WARM
A Brown City animal sanctuary facing censure from PETA and federal regulators received another round of violations in a February USDA report.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: THE DANGEROUS BUTT PINCHER
Breana Evans, a 12-year-old girl and middle school student from Seminole County, Florida, was suspended from Milwee Middle School and arrested on battery charges for pinching a passing boy’s butt in the hallway between classes earlier this week.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OUT YOUR SNAKE AT THE RESTAURANT
Los Angeles police say diners scattered when a man dropped a 13-foot python on the floor of a sushi restaurant.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: THE ATTACK IN BELGIUM? HILLARY’S FAULT
Jim Rubens, a Republican U.S. Senate candidate in New Hampshire, said the terrorist attacks in Brussels Tuesday were Hillary Clinton’s fault, a direct result of the policies put in place while she was secretary of state.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: I WILL HAVE THAT BMW
Authorities in Florida have arrested a man they say stole a BMW after trying to buy it with a food stamp debit card.
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