Boner Candidate #1: WE WAS TAKIN’ HIM TO THE DEER HOSPITAL
Two men were found with an endangered Key deer in the back of their car. They claimed that they were going to take the deer to a veterinarian, but their story didn’t add up.
Boner Candidate #2: THEY’RE INSECURE BECAUSE THEY ARE, WELL, NOT PRETTY LIKE THE REST OF US.
In an interview with host Vanessa Lachey about ‘Love is Blind,’ she said that the show doesn’t properly reflect body diversity because contestants are too insecure to make it past the ‘pods’ stage of the casting process.
Boner Candidate #3: SORRY ABOUT THE WATER SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR TOILET
Sewer maintenance in Johnston Iowa is resulting in water sputter out of resident’s toilets.
