Boner Candidate #1: OH, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES
During a press conference Greg Norman spoke about the brutal murder of the journalist Jamal Khashoggi, and he said: “We’ve all made mistakes.”
Boner Candidate #2: HIS NAME DOOMED HIM TO BE A FAILURE.
A drunk man named “shmuck” tried to get his car out of a ditch using a forklift.
Boner Candidate #3: 200 MILLION YEARS OLD; PRICELESS… LET’S TAKE ‘EM
A reward of $1,000 was put up by the Capital Reef National Park for the return of stolen fossils dating back to the Triassic Period.
