Round One Boner Candidate #1: I want my big rooster back! A $1,000 reward for the return of a giant […]
Boner Candidate #1: STEALIN’ FROM THE DEAD Thousands of dollars were stolen from bodies taken to a New York morgue […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WHO GETS THE CHICKEN FINGERS? A dispute between two Denny’s workers grew violent after the […]
Boner Candidate #1: SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THE HORDES OF TRANS ATHLETES RUINING OUR SPORTS. A bill passed by the […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: JUST DUMP THE TESTING… LET ‘EM PLAY Kim Mulkey, women’s basketball coach for Baylor said […]
Boner Candidate #1: AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS WITH SWEET, PURE, HOME GROWN METH Sen. Steve Daines tried to use […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: FAKE TEXAN ON A FAKE BULL Nev. Representative Dan Rodimer has “transformed” himself into a […]
Boner Candidate #1: 91,500 GREASY PENNIES An auto-shop employee’s persistent demands for his final paycheck resulted in a pile of […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: POOR PETER DOOCY AND HIS BINDER FULL OF QUESTIONS. President Joe Biden held his first […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHE IS NOT OBLIGATED, NOR SHOULD SHE, SALUTE Fox news is currently under scrutiny for saying that […]