Boner of the Day

Boner Fight for April 3rd, 2020

BONER CANDIDATE #1: TWISTED LOGIC

The OU Medical Center in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma has confirmed that one of their nurses was “a victim of an act of violence.” Officials say the “alleged perpetrator believed that due the nurse’s role in healthcare, they were exposing the community to COVID-19.” OU Medicine sent the following joint statement on behalf of Jason Sanders, MD, MBA, OU Health Sciences Center and Chuck Spicer, FACHE, CEO, OU Medicine, Inc.: “Public health emergencies are stressful times for people and communities but unfortunately, today, one of our nurses was a victim of an act of violence in the community while on their way to work. The alleged perpetrator believed that due to the nurse’s role in healthcare, they were exposing the community to COVID-19…”   Read More

BONER CANDIDATE #2: PLEASE DON’T VOTE, SO WE CAN WIN THE ELECTION

As much fun as it would be to pile on Georgia’s governor, Brian (Asymptomatic) Kemp—dude, if you were unclear about things, the CDC is in Atlanta—there’s more mischief down in Georgia that we should take a look at, too. For example, Georgia Republicans are busily saying the quiet parts out loud. From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution: All 6.9 million active voters in Georgia are being mailed absentee ballot request forms this week by the secretary of state’s office. Voters who return the absentee ballot request forms will be able to participate in the primary without having to come into contact with other people on election day or during early voting. “This will be extremely devastating to Republicans and conservatives in Georgia,” Ralston, a Republican from Blue Ridge, said during an interview with FetchYourNews, a North Georgia news site. “Every registered voter is going to get one of these. … This will certainly drive up turnout.”…   Read More


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