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Boner Fight for April 7th, 2021

Boner Candidate #1: SHE FELL OFF A CLIFF AND LANDED IN THE CLOSET

A woman trying to avoid health care fraud faked her own death with help from her husband. The Husband called the police on March 31st to inform them that his wife had fallen off a cliff which resulted in days of search and rescue efforts.

via MSN

Boner Candidate #2: DEADLY CURFEW SQUATS

A man in the Philippines died while preforming 300 squats as punishment for buying water after curfew. The punishment is commonly known as ‘pumping.’

via KUTV

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