Boner Candidate #1: YOU’LL HAVE THE BURGER THE WAY WE MAKE IT. NEXT.
A Burger King Employee in Michigan was charged last week after pointing a gun out of the drive through window at customers.
Boner Candidate #2: I DIDN’T WANT TO MOW MY LAWN
A man in Vancouver really didn’t want to mow his lawn, so instead he simply lit it all on fire.
