ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: YOU’LL HAVE THE BURGER THE WAY WE MAKE IT. NEXT.
A Burger King Employee in Michigan was charged last week after pointing a gun out of the drive through window at customers.
Boner Candidate #2: STAND YOUR GROUND.
An Idaho rodeo went wrong after a cable broke and a bull tried to run up onto the stands. A man in the stands with a cowboy hat pointed a handgun at the bull.
Boner Candidate #3: GOING TO CANADA CAN’T BE THAT IMPORTANT
A pair of American tourists were fined on their way into Canada for providing fake vaccination cards. The fines totaled roughly ~$16,000.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THIS WAS NOT A MARRIAGE THAT WAS MEANT TO LAST.
A wedding in Louisiana ended with a bang after the groom shot his friend after suspecting an affair. The friend is in a stable condition.
Boner Candidate #2: THIS IS HOW I SEE MYSELF
A woman’s mugshot went viral for the wig she wore.
Boner Candidate #3: I DIDN’T WANT TO MOW MY LAWN
A man in Vancouver really didn’t want to mow his lawn, so instead he simply lit it all on fire.
