ROUND ONE
BONER CANDIDATE #1: Keep Your Hands to Yourself
Maxwell Berry, duct taped to his Frontier Airline seat after groping the flight attendants. via New York Post
BONER CANDIDATE #2: Ice Cream Crazy
After breaking into multiple ice cream shops, a man was arrested and given an ankle monitor and proceeded to rob more ice cream shops. via WoodTV
BONER CANDIDATE #3: Kidney Transplants are Hilarious
Selena Gomez blasts “The Good Fight” for making fun of the kidney transplant she had back in 2017. via MSN
ROUND TWO
BONER CANDIDATE #1: Why Can’t We Golden Rule This Stuff?
After families with high-risk students demanded a mask mandate for schools, a Utah County commissioner used comments from an anti-mask Facebook group. via SLTribune
BONER CANDIDATE #2: Covered in Spaghetti
After drinking and eating spaghetti, a couple began fighting- using the spaghetti as a weapon. via The Smoking Gun
BONER CANDIDATE #3: Blue Lives Matter?
An officer who said he was beaten at the capitol riot was accused of being an actor. via Reuters