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Boner Fight for February 10th, 2020

Boner Candidate #1: Please Arrange Your Drug Deals After School

(CNN) – A teacher from Jacksonville, Florida is facing felony charges after police said she tried to buy methamphetamine while at school. Valerie Lee Prince, a first-grade teacher at Jacksonville Heights Elementary School, contacted an undercover officer with the Clay County Sheriff’s Office. In an audio recording released by CCSO, a woman can be heard talking to an officer about buying an $85 “eight ball” – an eighth of an ounce – of methamphetamine, according to CNN.The woman, identified as Prince by CCSO, told the undercover officer he could come to the school before the kids get there at 8:30 in the morning or during her lunch break at 11 a.m. “It was a pretty nonchalant request and the indication was it was no big deal to the suspect,” Clay County Sgt. Vincent Hall said. Lt. Domenic Paniccia with CCSO said Prince had planned to leave her classroom of first graders to go buy the drugs, use some and save the rest for her boyfriend. Prince was arrested after school and is facing a charge of possession of methamphetamine, CNN reported. Read More

Boner Candidate #2: Officer Rub Down

The masseuse had just rubbed oil on the naked undercover officer lying on her table in a Midvale massage parlor. She started on his back, then told him to flip over. Eventually, she tapped him on a leg and told him the massage was done. For some police agencies in Utah, that’s where the touching would end. But the Unified police officer urged her to continue, motioning to her that he wanted a sex act, he later wrote in a 2018 police report. The woman complied, removing a small towel that was draped over his waist, and began touching his genitals. “I stood up and removed [her] hand,” he wrote, “ … and told her I needed to use the bathroom immediately. I gave the bust signal.” As he was putting his clothes back on, other officers burst into the business to arrest her. Unified police officials say this was not unusual; about half of their undercover operations targeting so-called massage parlors involve the masseuse touching an officer’s genitals before an arrest is made. It’s necessary, they say, to show that the employees are engaged in sex acts because it can be difficult to communicate with workers who do not speak fluent English. Read More

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