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Boner Fight for January 14th, 2020

Boner Candidate #1: SHREDDIN’ NAKED.

WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah — A skateboarder was arrested Tuesday at a West Valley City park for skating naked. Witnesses recorded Elvis Sabanagic, 29, skateboarding without clothes in front of multiple juveniles at the West Valley Skate Plaza. Sabanagic reportedly arrived at the park with his clothes on, but then police say he stripped down naked in public, exposing his genitals in the presence of children who were under 14 years of age. The officer who arrived at the park said there were 30 to 40 people in the area, including children as young as 6 years old. Although Sabanagic had left the park, witnesses were able to show police videos of the him skating naked. Sabanagic was later found at nearby Centennial Park and arrested. He was charged with lewdness involving a child and use or possession of drug possession and possession of paraphernalia.

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Boner Candidate #2: I’M WITH DONALD TO THE BITTER END.

MyPillow, a bedding company, is still offering a “FightForTrump” discount code for its products despite other companies trying to distance themselves from President Trump following last week’s Capitol riot. Mike Lindell, CEO of MyPillow, has been a longtime supporter of Trump. The “FightForTrump” discount code went up last Wednesday, the day the Capitol was attacked. Lindell attended the rally that Trump spoke at before the riot began. It is not clear if the “FightForTrump” code was up before then, The New York Times reports. In an interview with Newsmax, Lindell attempted to blame the riot on antifa, the loosely organized anti-fascist movement, despite the FBI saying there were no signs of antifa at the riot. There were “probably some undercover antifa that dressed as Trump people and did some damage to windows and got in there,” Lindell said. He also claimed in the interview that Trump would be president for another four years, despite the electoral votes now certified for President-elect Joe Biden.

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