Boner Candidate #1: I DON’T THINK JESUS WOULD RUB SPIT ON SOMEONE.
Oklahoma pastor Mike Todd is under fire after rubbing his spit in the face of a parishioner during a sermon.
Boner Candidate #2: THE JAN 6TH INSURRECTIONISTS LOST AND FOUND.
Multiple people participating in the January 6th insurrection reportedly called into the House Speaker’s office asking about a ‘lost and found.’
