Boner Candidate #1: I LIKED THE FUNNY MONKEY.
An event to promote children’s reading in England is getting an incredible amount of backlash for featuring a man dressed as a tie-dyed, bare-bottomed monkey with a fake penis.
Boner Candidate #2: LEGGO MY GLOCK. GUNS ARE FUN. SHOOTING IS FUN.
A Utah company recently started selling firearms modifications which turn the weapons into playful Lego guns, one of which is called the ‘Block 19.’ The companies website stated that, in addition to having the God-given right to bare arms, the website said: “We have been building guns out of blocks for the last 30 years and wanted to flip the script to aggravate Mom.” The goal behind what looks like a sit-com children’s toy is as the website stated: “one small way to break the rhetoric from Anti-Gun folks and draw attention to the fact that the shooting sports are SUPER FUN!”