Boner Candidate #1: NO JOHNNY. YOU WERE TARGETED BECAUSE YOU ARE A DRUNK.
Major League Baseball player Johnny Damon has had his DUI case dropped by officials. Johnny was driving while having a blood alcohol four times above the legal limit. He claims that he was just being targeted for his support of Donald Trump.
Boner Candidate #2: YES. A TERRIBLE MISTAKE
The now former CEO of local nonprofit Voices for Utah Children made the “mistake” of stealing money from the organization.
