Boner Candidate #1: BRING BACK MY ARM
A college baseball pitcher’s prosthetic arm was stolen out of his car, police found the bag it was in but did not find the arm inside. via New York Post
Boner Candidate #2: YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS SUFFERING FROM FOXMANIA
Anthony Antonio was a part of the mob that stormed the capitol, and now his layer is saying because he watched too much Fox TV and that led to him becoming part of the mob. via Huff Post
