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Boner of the Day for May 7th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: JOHN, YOU BROUGHT THE BEAR TO THE PARTY

John Cox brought a Kodiak Bear to his election rally’s and is now upset that the bear took all of the attention away from him. via SF Gate

Boner Candidate #2: BRING BACK MY ARM

A college baseball pitcher’s prosthetic arm was stolen out of his car, police found the bag it was in but did not find the arm inside. via New York Post

Boner Candidate #3: A NAKED WOMAN AND A TRUCK FILLED WITH GUNS

A woman in Arkansas led police on a car chase, and when she finally stopped the truck she exited the vehicle naked and came at the police cars until an officer tackled her. via Daily News

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: MILEY WE DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT SIDE OF YOU

Miley Cyrus shows a photo of her bum on her way to New York for SNL. via Instagram

Boner Candidate #2: YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS SUFFERING FROM FOXMANIA

Anthony Antonio was a part of the mob that stormed the capitol, and now his layer is saying because he watched too much Fox TV and that led to him becoming part of the mob. via Huff Post

Boner Candidate #3: ERIC DON’T TRY TO BE SMART

Eric Trump posted a screen shot of him unsubscribing to Douglas Emhoff’s Newsletter, Kamala Harris’ Husband, saying that it was inappropriate. via Huff Post

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