ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: JOHN, YOU BROUGHT THE BEAR TO THE PARTY
John Cox brought a Kodiak Bear to his election rally’s and is now upset that the bear took all of the attention away from him. via SF Gate
Boner Candidate #2: BRING BACK MY ARM
A college baseball pitcher’s prosthetic arm was stolen out of his car, police found the bag it was in but did not find the arm inside. via New York Post
Boner Candidate #3: A NAKED WOMAN AND A TRUCK FILLED WITH GUNS
A woman in Arkansas led police on a car chase, and when she finally stopped the truck she exited the vehicle naked and came at the police cars until an officer tackled her. via Daily News
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: MILEY WE DON’T NEED TO SEE THAT SIDE OF YOU
Miley Cyrus shows a photo of her bum on her way to New York for SNL. via Instagram
Boner Candidate #2: YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS SUFFERING FROM FOXMANIA
Anthony Antonio was a part of the mob that stormed the capitol, and now his layer is saying because he watched too much Fox TV and that led to him becoming part of the mob. via Huff Post
Boner Candidate #3: ERIC DON’T TRY TO BE SMART
Eric Trump posted a screen shot of him unsubscribing to Douglas Emhoff’s Newsletter, Kamala Harris’ Husband, saying that it was inappropriate. via Huff Post
