Boner Candidate #1: WE’RE REALLY REALLY SORRY.
The band Brass Against apologized on Twitter after their lead singer peed on a fan during a show in Florida.
Boner Candidate #2: WE NEED MORE POLITICIANS WHO ARE WILLING TO PLAY WITH DEER POOP.
Sen. Chris McDaniel posted a photo on Facebook of the phrase “Let’s Go Brandon” that he had written in deer poop.