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Boner Fight for November 24, 2020

Boner Candidate #1: IT JUST WOULDN’T BE THE CHRISTMAS SEASON WITHOUT FUN STUFF LIKE THIS.

CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA – A Christmas display in Citrus Heights has become a family tradition over the last few years. Jubilee Christensen and her husband are two disabled veterans who spend days on the massive setup every year. A woman caught on Ring video doesn’t have any green hairy skin, but she’s definitely being dubbed the Grinch after stealing from the display. The video shows her giggling as she runs off with a large rare snowflake reindeer.

Boner Candidate #2: THE CHARGE IS ‘FORCEFUL EXHALATION.’

Sterling, Virginia — A man seen forcefully exhaling on two women outside President Trump’s Virginia golf course has been charged with assault. Raymond Deskins, 61, was charged with misdemeanor assault after a private citizen obtained a warrant through a county magistrate, the Loudoun County Sheriff’s Office said Sunday. Deskins didn’t immediately return a request for comment from The Associated Press.

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