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Boner Fight for October 23rd, 2018

Boner Candidate #1:  I DON’T GO TO THESE THINGS TO BE SCARED.

On October 15, 2011, Scott Griffin and friends went to the Haunted Trail in San Diego, a Halloween attraction run by the Haunted Hotel, Inc. Printed on tickets was a warning that the trail had ‘high-impact scares.’ Visitors walked a mile-long path along which actors dressed in ghoulish costumes and carrying prop weapons jumped out to frighten—and even chase—them. Griffin, then 44, and his friends completed the trail and walked through what appeared to be the exit. They were laughing about how much fun they’d had, when suddenly an actor with a revving chain saw came toward them. The Haunted Hotel calls this the Carrie effect, referring to the last scene in the 1976 horror movie, when the audience, believing the film is over, is surprised by one final scare. Griffin tried to back away, but the actor followed him closely. Griffin yelled, ‘Stop!’ He couldn’t tell whether the chain saw was real. ‘He was pointing [the chain saw] right at me … You could literally smell the gas,’ Griffin said in a deposition. ‘He was literally running after me … I was fearful for my safety big-time.’ While being chased, Griffin fell. He severely injured both wrists, which were in casts for four months.

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Boner Candidate #2: TRUMP SAYS IT’S OKAY TO GRAB ‘EM RIGHT THERE

Authorities say Southwest Airlines passenger Bruce Alexander told them the president “says it’s OK to grab women by their private parts.” A man who allegedly groped a woman during a flight told authorities after he was arrestedthat “the president of the United States says it’s OK to grab women by their private parts,”according to a complaint by the FBI.  The passenger, Bruce Michael Alexander, was likely referencing Donald Trump’s remark in an infamous 2005 “Access Hollywood” recording that he could grab women “by the pussy.” The complaint, filed Monday, alleges that Alexander “made abusive sexual contact” with a female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight from Texas to New Mexico “by touching the passenger’s breast, without their permission.” The female passenger has accused Alexander ― who was sitting in the row behind her ― of touching her “no less than three times,” recounting that she saw “a hand that had thick fingers, were hairy and dirty fingernails.”
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