BONER FIGHT
Boner Candidate #1: WE ENDED THE PANDEMIC. THAT’S RIGHT, IT’S OVER.
The White House science office listed “ending the COVID-19 pandemic” as the top accomplishment of President Trump’s first term, even as the U.S. has set records for new daily infections and numerous hospitals across the country are stretched to their breaking points. According to a press release intending to highlight the administration’s science accomplishments, the Trump administration said it “has taken decisive actions to engage scientists and health professionals in academia, industry, and government to understand, treat, and defeat the disease.”
Boner Candidate #2: GLASS OF WATER? THREE BUCKS
Donald Trump’s Florida resort billed taxpayers $3 for a glass of water and $6,000 for flowers when world leaders visited, according to new invoices obtained by the Washington Post. Having campaigned on a promise to ‘drain the swamp’ and end the crony culture of enrichment, the president, once in office, profited enormously. Limits on per-night room rates were ignored, bar tabs were racked up, and residences were rented even when the president was not around.
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